…And I think he really does and given Black America’s strange infatuation with music making alleged pedophiles, we’d probably help him take off.

The latest is that prosecutors are seeking to have R. Double Up Pissy arrested after he failed to show for a hearing yesterday in his long overdue criminal court case.

Apparently, he was delayed while taking a bus coming from Sacramento to Chicago.

But what I can’t figure out is since they went through the trouble of planning this concert long before it was even decided that the trial was going to be continued…again, why didn’t they factor in his court date.  I mean it’s obvious Kells and his camp have friends on the inside of the courthouse.  How else do you explain planning a concert tour while you’re supposed to be on trial for 14 counts of pornography?  You don’t unless you know ahead of time that there isn’t going to be a trial…Keyshia Cole, MTV, need I say more?

So the man that needs to urinate on someone his own age is due to appear before the judge regarding the arrest warrant today.

There’s talk of setting a trial date, but I’ll believe it when he’s in court.  Many dates have been set in the past only to be continued for some reason or another.

Oh what I would give to cover that trial, that is if it ever happens.

And now, I’m just going to be real, you know as in some real talk.

For all of you R. Kelly fans, in particular Black women, let’s be clear on a couple of things.

One, if rappers can’t call us bitches, neither can the Pied Piper of Pedophilia just because he’s in a different genre.

Real talk.

And two, don’t complain about your man going oops upside your head and talking to you crazy when you’re moving and grooving to the songs whose lyrics include:

You gonna burn what?
Bitch I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes
With your triflin ass, you bogus girl,
Start your car up and get ready to take me home,
This Bitch done lost her motherfucking mind.

Real talk.

To quote the great prophet Kanye West, "The only thing I wish? I wish a negro would."

Real talk.

It is not my intention to make R. Pissy Ass Kelly the focus of my life.  However, until I can get a clear explanation as to why an accused pedophile with a history of strange behavior with underage girls hasn’t had his ghetto pass revoked and been sent home packing THAT DOESN’T START WITH “the girl was a slut and knew what she was doing” or “give him his day in court,” I feel it only necessary to point out the hypocrisy and apathy that is further leading to the destruction of our community. 

Real Talk.

You saw that video too.