A White Gay’s Guide for Dealing with the Black Community

Chapter 5:
Those Who Live in a Glass House Shouldn’t Throw Stones…

…especially when they are a white gay male who dresses up in blackface for white gay men, rednecks, and their moms as an illiterate Southern Black welfare mother named Shirley Q. Liquor who has nineteen kids including Cheeto, Orangello, Chlamydia, and Kmartina, guzzles malt liquor and drives a Caddy, attends Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God in Christ of Resurrected Latter-Days AME CME, speaks in Ebonics and makes comments like “axe your mamma how she durrin” and misuses words like “ignunt,” and every year sings “The 12 Days of Kwanzaa.”

“On the fifth day of Kwanzaa, my check came in the mail. AFDC! Thank you, Lawd! Come on kids; let’s go to the store for some collard greens, ham hocks, and cheese!”

As much as I hate to even write anything about this ignorant asshole on my blog, it must be pointed out that you can manage to raise an international furor over the passage of Prop. 8 and the selection of a pastor who doesn’t support gay marriage but can’t seem to put the same effort into stopping one of your own from mocking Black people. And we know you can do it if you want too, we haven’t forgotten Isaiah Washington.  The real kicker is that you can’t even stop booking him to perform at your clubs and pride celebrations–but it’s all good right?  wrong.

So you were saying…

I know, I know—go whine about it on your blog.  Let me help you get started…I’m a racist, bigot, bitch–no make that a Black bitch, yadayadayada…my response…

blog-this

CHARLES KNIPPS BEFORE

AFTER AS SHIRLEY Q. LIQUOR

WHAT CHARLES KNIPPS AND HIS AUDIENCE CONSIDER FUNNY

The following photos were posted on his website…

SHIRLEY Q. LIQUOR VIDEOS


12 Days of Kwanzaa


Ebonics Airwaves

PREVIOUS CHAPTERS

CHAPTER ONE: Stop Preaching to the Choir

CHAPTER TWO: Blaming Blacks for Whites Behavior

CHAPTER THREE: Listen to Black Gays When it Comes to Black People…Duh!

CHAPTER FOUR: Just STFU Already