We’re not against the police. We’re not against the police department, but we are against police who commit misconduct (and those who help cover it up).

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We’re getting reports that Lieutenant Slim Shady had a recent meltdown while sitting in as watch commander and that a sergeant had to tell him to take a break so that he could calm down.  Apparently he was yelling at everyone.  Normally we wouldn’t waste our time with such trivial bullshit but this concerns us as it is Lt. Slim Shady we’re talking about.  Please tell us more as this is another bad apple we’re closely watching and have taken a personal interest in.

Thank you and have a nice day.