Bad Apple Report: Lieutenant Slim Shady’s Meltdown

We’re not against the police. We’re not against the police department, but we are against police who commit misconduct (and those who help cover it up).

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We’re getting reports that Lieutenant Slim Shady had a recent meltdown while sitting in as watch commander and that a sergeant had to tell him to take a break so that he could calm down.  Apparently he was yelling at everyone.  Normally we wouldn’t waste our time with such trivial bullshit but this concerns us as it is Lt. Slim Shady we’re talking about.  Please tell us more as this is another bad apple we’re closely watching and have taken a personal interest in.

Thank you and have a nice day.


The Court of Public Opinion

  • Fly on Wall at 77th

    Slim Shady’s meltdown was so bad that a sergeant named Blackman had to take over the watch commander chair. Apparently his meltdown was due to 77th Division being so busy with radio calls that day. He was hyperventilating and pacing around like a panic attack.

  • Interesting…and when this said meltdown occurred how many stripes was Lt. Slim Shady wearing?

  • Ah, now I know whom you speaketh of… 🙂