Dear Harriet Christian,

You don’t know me, but I know you.

I wanted to take the time to reach out to you–one Democrat to another–to offer you a one-way plane ticket, coach fare, out of America before that ‘inadequate Black man’ you hate so much takes the official oath of office and becomes our 44th president.

I just thought it better to get all of the haters on their way before the real party begins.

So hit me up Harriet and you can be on your way…

Sincerely,

Jasmyne