Michael Douglas

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In an interview published by the Guardian newspaper, actor Michael Douglas, 68, said that his throat cancer hadn’t been caused by drinking or smoking – but by having oral sex.

“Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus,” Douglas told the British newspaper.

Douglas also went on to speculate that the stress of his son Cameron’s incarceration might have helped trigger the cancer as well.

How many lesbian’s ears perked up after hearing that on the news?  I’m just saying–mine did.