Chapter Six:
STFU Part Two and Why I am Going to Start the ‘Black Alliance Against Defamation From Gays’

I am completely convinced more than ever that groups like the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation make up false accusations of homophobia just to have something to send out to their donors to show that they did something in any given month…and then ask for more money.

The latest victim of GLAAD’s fundraising is Shaquille O’Neal’s ESPN commercial featuring Shaq rejecting a “fist kiss” from sports commentator Mike Breen.

Shaq responds, “No fist kiss, no fist love, no fist hump. None of that. You’re a weirdo man. Stay over there … fist kiss … disgusting.”

And not that he has to prove his devotion to gays, but Shaq has said that he’d “protect a gay teammate” back when he boldly chased down some gay haters in Miami.

Nope, none of that mattered to GLAAD who forced ESPN to pull the commercial in the way that gay mafia often operates.

I say it’s time for a new organization to deal with GLAAD, something to the tune of the Black Alliance Against Defamation From Gays. I nominate the president to be Isaiah Washington and Shaq can serve as the vice-president.

In case the folks at GLAAD aren’t aware and their hired help hasn’t hipped them to game, in a post Proposition 8 era, stupid shit like this, isn’t going to win you any friends in the Black community or do anything to prove that white gays aren’t as racist as some of their straight counterparts. I’m just saying.

So in honor of GLAAD’s continued misplaced fundraising efforts at representing the gay community, tell me GLAAD, how does my ass taste? But first, STFU.

PREVIOUS CHAPTERS

CHAPTER ONE: Stop Preaching to the Choir

CHAPTER TWO: Blaming Blacks for Whites Behavior

CHAPTER THREE: Listen to Black Gays When it Comes to Black People…Duh!

CHAPTER FOUR: Just STFU Already

CHAPTER FIVE:  Those Who Live in a Glass House Shouldn’t Throw Stones